Bah Humbug

So the holidays are coming. Is anyone else feeling a little bah humbug? Generally, I like Thanksgiving – good food, and if you get drunk enough, you even enjoy being around the family (you know, if you do that sought of thing).

It’s Christmas that’s got my stockings in a bunch. Right after Thanksgiving, everyone starts talking about Christmas. You have to start thinking about what you want, and try to figure out what other people want. Ugh! And then you have to deal with the lines… again, I say… Ugh!

I just want to kick back and rub that full, round tummy of mine, filled with yummy stuffing and wine, and more wine, and just enjoy the moment. Really people - is that too much to ask for?

I never saw that movie where the Grinch steals Christmas, but I feel like finding the little green guy, giving him a high five for the effort, and helping him devise a new, ingenious plan to steal Christmas this year. Maw ha, ha, ha, ha! Alright… maybe I won’t, but don’t hold me to that.

And if your Christmas lights start disappearing off your front porch… well then… um… he did it!