Friday was a long day… a very, very long day. As I stood in the station waiting for my train to come, I could feel the tiredness creeping down my body and snuggling up inside my legs. I wasn’t sure how much longer my legs would be able to support me as they felt like they were going to give out at any second, and my train seemed hell bent on making that happen. That’s when I had my bright idea. I should invent a pocket-sized foldable chair. That way, when you feel tried and desperately need to sit, you just whip out your handy pocket-sized chair (from your pocket of course) and unfold that baby. Badda bing, badda boom, instantly you will have a place to sit. Genius!
Then I thought, what if the chair had wheels… then you wouldn’t even have to walk around. You could just sit all day and your chair would take you anywhere you wanted to go! It wouldn’t even need to be pocket sized! Genius! Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this… oh… err… (laughs nervously)
wheel chairs, right… they already do exist… um…
Friday was a long day… a very, very long day. As I stood in the station waiting for my train to come, I could feel the tiredness creeping down my body and snuggling up inside my legs. I wasn’t sure how much longer my legs would be able to support me as they felt like they were going to give out at any second, and my train seemed hell bent on making that happen. That’s when I had my bright idea. I should invent a pocket-sized foldable chair. That way, when you feel tried and desperately need to sit, you just whip out your handy pocket-sized chair (from your pocket of course) and unfold that baby. Badda bing, badda boom, instantly you will have a place to sit. Genius!
Then I thought, what if the chair had wheels… then you wouldn’t even have to walk around. You could just sit all day and your chair would take you anywhere you wanted to go! It wouldn’t even need to be pocket sized! Genius! Why hasn’t anyone else thought of this… oh… err… (laughs nervously) wheel chairs, right… they already do exist… um…
2 comments:
Well did you hear about the new idea the MTA is gonna test? They wanna put folding chairs like the ones on the end of the #2 Trains for wheelchair patrons, and have them on all cars. During rush hour they lock the chairs so that way more people can squeeeeeeezzzeeeee their way into the cars and unlock them after rush hour. Its gonna be a pilot project soon enough so they can see commuter reaction. Smart huh? What do you think?
Um... I'm not too excited about this. I don't need any more people cramming their way onto the train with me. I mean, the one little piece of hope I have is that someone will get up and I can make a dash for a seat. If they take that away from me... (cries a little on the inside) :(
Damn MTA!
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